Anoth­er Jack­ass copy­cat injured

AN 18-year-old was in crit­i­cal con­di­tion after jump­ing from a five-storey build­ing in an appar­ent imi­ta­tion of a stunt from the tele­vi­sion show Jack­ass.

The youth was attempt­ing to jump into a pool from the roof of a con­do­mini­um when he missed, shat­ter­ing both legs, police said.

Man Adver­tis­es ‘Son for Sale’ on Inter­net

There are some things you just don’t joke about. Like sell­ing your son over the Inter­net. A father in Scot­land did just that: “Hyper­ac­tive kid for sale, good at vac­u­um­ing, not great at wash­ing dish­es because he’s too short. Guar­an­teed to annoy,” the ad read. The father only want­ed eight bucks for the 5‑year-old. A Web surfer in Cana­da noticed the ad and con­tact­ed Scot­tish author­i­ties. The father/seller said that he post­ed the ad about two years ago as a joke then for­got about it until police came knock­ing. He’s been told to remove the ad. Besides, his son, now 7, is tall enough to wash the dish­es.

For sale: One annoy­ing tw*t of a girl­friend

In a sim­i­lar vein to the pre­vi­ous link…

US hos­pi­tal search­es for Klin­gon inter­preter

A REPORT ON CNN claimed that a US hos­pi­tal is fran­ti­cal­ly search­ing for some­one flu­ent in Klin­gon.

The hos­pi­tal, in Mult­nom­ah Coun­ty, needs an inter­preter for men­tal­ly ill patients who appar­ent­ly won’t speak any oth­er lan­guage.

It looks like this since has been called off, and it turns out that the orig­i­nal sto­ry was blown out of pro­por­tion.

Black Peo­ple Love Us!

Warn­ing: not for the satir­i­cal­ly-impaired

Rug­by team fined for lack of black play­ers

South Africa’s Gold­en Lions Rug­by Union (GLRU) have been fined R30,000 (2,400 pounds) after they were found guilty of not field­ing enough black play­ers in their team.

Unfor­tu­nate­ly, this one isn’t satir­i­cal at all.

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